The Cake Monologues

Having My Cake (and drink)
And Eating It Too!

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Ain't no shame in indulging in a drink or two. 

Perhaps you finished a 12 hour work day and finally got that overdue weekend off?  Why not indulge in a slice or two of  Chocolate Martini with M&Ms on top?  Yes, a Chocolate Martini in a CAKE! 

Try our Twisted M&M or go with an old school Rum Delight!  Nothing like a moist cake that taste better after each bite.

Sorry, we don't have a Cake's Anonymous but you can talk to me about your addiction during business hours!

Do you have a idea of a new cake creation?
Throw an idea at us!  If your cake idea makes our menu,
we will make your next cake at
 25 per cent off! 

We Promise!


Effective 1/28/2010

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Questions?

Contact us at (347) 907.2217 or (347) 907.5612.  Email us at sales@thecakemonologues.com.

Alcohol Infused Cakes


Alcohol Infused Cakes can definitely be the life of the party.  Their dominant personalities can set the mood of any adult event and mellow enough to aid in a date over a candle light dinner.


Choose from our assortment of flavors:

Amaretto Falsetto Cake

He’s a cake with an attitude: A divinely twisted sponge cake dressed with a creamy Amaretto, Light Rum, Almonds and Hazelnut filling with traces of caramel on top.
Amaretto Falsetto Cake

Blood on the Baker's Floor Cake

The ménage a trios of Coffee Liqueur, Dark Rum and Strawberry or Raspberry Filling cascaded into a sponge cake. A light Strawberry or Raspberry liqueur drizzled on top.
Blood on the Baker's Floor Cake

Black Russian Cake

A gentle blend of Crème de Cacao, Kahlua and a touch of coffee in a divine dark chocolate cake gently coated with clouds of Vanilla, Chocolate Cream Cheese or homemade Hershey’s Chocolate Frosting.
Black Russian Cake

Dark Chocolate Coconut Rum Cake

Just like his title: A dark chocolate treat dancing with traces of coconut and dark rum. He’s wearing a coat of vanilla or chocolate lightly toasted coconut flakes with a dab of chocolate syrup.
Dark Chocolate Coconut Rum Cake

Harvey Wallbanger Cake

A man of action: Galliano, Vodka and a splash of citrus cream flavor.
Harvey Wallbanger Cake

Kahlua Cake

A simplistic devil food cake with a twist of Kahlua with Vanilla, Cream Cheese, Chocolate Cream Cheese, Chocolate or Strawberry Frosting. 
Kahlua Cake

Lucky Irish Cake

A Bourbon and Bailey’s Irish Cream blended cake caressed by an option of chocolate, chocolate espresso or French vanilla glaze. The Lucky Irish can be a choice of a yellow or chocolate cake.
Lucky Irish Cake

Rum Delight Cake

How much can you handle?  No really!  Tell me how much you can handle and that's the way I'll make it.  Dark rum infused into a supreme layered cake.  Served either with a light buttercreme frosting, unfrosted or maybe you have something else in mind.  If you would like to make it kid friendly, let me know.  Gotcha covered!
Rum Delight Cake

Yani-Pooh (Bailey's Irish Cream) Cake

Rich chocolate cake with a long kiss of Bailey's Irish Cream with Whipped Vanilla, Chocolate Cream Cheese or Traditional Vanilla Cream Cheese Frosting with mixtures of chocolate chunks and shavings with your choice of raspberry or strawberry sauce.  Garnished with fresh raspberries or strawberries.
Yani-Pooh (Bailey's Irish Cream) Cake

White Russian Cake

A beautiful taste of heaven: 

Vanilla Kahlua and traditional Kahlua entwined together with vanilla buttercreme makes this cake exquisite for any day of the week.
White Russian Cake

Twisted M&M Cake

An insanely conceited chocolate cake with a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream, Vodka, Kahlua and the chic Godiva Milk Chocolate & White Chocolate Liqueur.  She's dressed in vanilla frosting and chocolate ganache and flaked with M&M pieces.
Twisted M&M Cake

Who Spiked the Bananas! Cake

Banana cake lightly drizzled with Cruzan Banana Rum and contains chunks of chocolate pieces; layers and outer coating are covered in Fresh Banana Rum Buttercreme.  To make it extra special, the cake is covered in Bailey's Irish Cream Chocolate Ganache and dress with white chocolate, dark chocolate, walnuts and sliced bananas.
Who Spiked the Bananas Cake

Snicker Twister Cake

Snicker never been this naughty! 

We tweaked up this nice recipe with a shot of nutty liqueur and Bailey's Irish Cream Liqueur.

A choice of rich chocolate or yellow cake blended with melted Snickers makes this great!  Granulated peanuts thrown in the mix gives you a great sweet fix!

Chocolate Peanut Butter Ganache is excellent for this cake with either a peanut butter or chocolate buttercream!
Snicker Twister Cake

Peppermint Patty Remix Cake

This isn't your typical chocolate mint:  A twist of chocolate cake mixed with Creme de Menthe, Cream De Cacao, Bailey's Irish Cream and Godiva White Liqueur will make any adult love their childhood treat with a new look.

Dressed exquisitely with chunks of York Peppermint Patties gives it that extra special touch from childhood.
Peppermint Patty Cake

Twix 2.0 Cake

Something about caramel, chocolate and graham crackers mixed into a cake sounds extra great but when Schnapps & Cream De Cacao are in the mix...you know there's trouble!

This delicious treat is covered in chocolate ganache with a caramel buttercreme.  It's topped off with the tender love and care of caramel syrup.
Twix Cake

Chocolate Raspberry with Chambord Cake

A classic chocolate cake with a raspberry twist.  Rich and luscious with hints of Chamboard soaked into this beautiful piece of heaven.  Best paired with chocolate ganache and a fresh raspberry buttercreme.
Chocolate Raspberry w/ Chambord Cake

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